Aaj hum aapko sikhayenge ki aap kaise bana sakte hain ek aisa TV Serial jisme ho-“Reality”, “Drama” aur saath hi itna swaad jo channel ki TRP rating ko aasman ki sair kara sake.

Iske liye jin ingredients ki hame zaroorat hai wo hain:

1)  8 se 10 aise celebrities jinka kabhi na kabhi vivadon se vaasta raha ho. Agar nahi, to aise celebrities bhi challenge jo fizool ka vivaad paida karne me sankoch na karen.

Waise agar aapko Rakhi Sawant ki dates mil jaayen to wo akeli hi kaafi hai,(“Rakhi Ka Swayamvar-Season2”).

2)  Male ke saath saath female ratio ka bhi khaas khayaal rakhen… Jitni zayada females, utne kam kapde, aur utne hi zayada darshak(Viewers). Aap chahen to bathroom ki jagah, open area me artificial bhi laga sakte hain… Aisa karen se female celebrities bikini me aakar wahan nahayengi jo show ke liye laal mirch ke tadke ka kaam karega.(“Is Jungle Se Mujhe Bachaao”)…

3)  Show me jagah jagah par beep ki aawaz daalna na bhoolen. Aisa karen ke liye un celebrities ka istemaal karen- Gaaliyan jinke finger tips pe reheti hon aur gussa naak par. Ek episode me normally ek jhagada(fight) aur usme lagbhag 8-10 baar beep ki aawaz daalna show me jaan daal deta hai.

4)  Apne serial me emotions ka chonk daalne ke liye celebrities ko rulaayen… Namkeen aansuon(tears) ka istmaal swaad anusaar karen… Iske liye sabse appropriate celebrities ho sakte hain- Monika Bedi, Gohar Khan, Shweta Tiwari, Raja etc…

5)  Celebrities ko gande gande task dekar jaise ki earthworms ka noodle khana(“Is Jungle Se Mujhe Bachaao”), aap apne show ki khushboo badha sakte hain, aisa karne se darshak(Viewers) aapke show ka besabri se intzaar karenge…

6)  Khana jitni zayaada der tak gas par pakta hai utna hi zayaad tasty hota hai… Agar aapko apne TV show ke episodes thode kam lag rahe hon to uski avadhi badhane ki koshish karen. Iske liye aap Wild Card Entry jaise masaalon ko upyog kar sakte hain…

Yun toh show ka swaad TRP badhane ke bahut se tareeke hai… Par sab se useful tareeka hai (Jo aaloo ki tarah kisi bhi sabzi me dal jata hai), logon ko aapas me ladwana (Fighting between celebrities).

Ye sab masale aapke show ko chat-pata banana ke liye kaafi hain.  Inki help se aap ek superhit TV Reality Show bana sakte hain.

After a wide research of Indian Reality shows, a U.S. based channel has come up with 5 qualities in a person,to be a reality show judge… Though these 5 points have been kept under wraps and are marked highly confidential, but our sources, some how, managed to steal them and here are they….

1. The first and the foremost- Never be in concise with your co- judges.. The more you fight with the co- judges, the more the TRP will increase and the more will be the chances of you to get reapeted as a judge…

Example- Anu Malik! An “Indian Idol” judge from past four seasons and now a judge for “Entertainment Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega”, on the same channel…

2. Always come up with a new idea for appreciating a contestant… Remember this new way of appreciation will be wholely and solely yours, and no other judge can use it, without your permission…

Example- (a) Whistle, (the louder, the more popular..)

(b) Teen Tali, (I personally did not like this concept of teen tali, don kno why Karishma Kapoor chose it?..)

(c) Jhappi, (I think Vaibhavi Merchant stole this jhappi idea from Munna Bhai..)

(d) Guldasta, (not a bouqet of flowers but a bouqet of marks, though it will be counted as 10 numbers only, but it will give your contestant a feeling of self satisfaction…)

You can also get the copywrite of some special words or phrases and repeat them after every performance, you have liked…

Example- “Jai Mata Di, lets Rock” or “Jhintukle Mintukle Tigh Tigh Tigh Tigh Tigh”… The more absurd the phase will be the more contestants and the audiences would like to listen to them…

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3. Compel your audience to reach at the pinnacle of sorrow. And when everybody attains the catastrophe, ease the ambience by saying something which will bring you in the category of the most sensitive judge, especially for the contestant…

Example- Remember Himesh Reshmiya saying to a contestant, ” Mujhe tumhare ghar mei roti chahiye..”

4. Always criticise the audience for not voting for the deserving candidate… Quote yourself, “Mujhe janta ke iss faisle se bahut dukh hua..” ya phir just stand up from your seat and leave the set saying, “Mujhe lagta hai humare yahan hone ka koi matlab hi nahi hai..” Do not worry you can re-enter in the next episode…

I do not understand, if the judges are so much against the voting system then, why do they accept to be a judge in such a format???

And the last but not the least…

5. Self made shayaris can also help you to be a famous judge…

Example- “Tere gaane ne mujhe diya khumar bahut zyada.. tu zarur ayega top 5 mei yeh hai mera vaada…” (I know that was bad, but you can listen to even the worst in such shows, by whom?? hmmm…. Do I need to tell you??

Reality shows! A funda that started few years ago, with shows like Indian Idol, etc…, and has now swipped the television industry, under its charm…

Actually reality shows used to exist previously also… but those were a little different… Like Sa Re Ga Ma, (when hosted by Sonu Nigam)… This show was purely based on the true talent of the participants…

There used to be no fightings between the judges… And the TRPs were solely dependant on the content of the show…

The participants were judged on the basis of their singing talent, and not on the basis of Votes, Emotional Values, (how much litres of tears they can contribute per episode), and in what circumstances they have survived till now, (the poorer they are, the dearer they will be)….

But now the definition has changed. Reality shows have become so melo-dramatic, that even our saas-bahu sagas have been left behind…

The new show on Sony, “Entertainment Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega“, is not an exception… If you have any kind of a unique talent, then you are “Full On”, for the show…

But if you are afraid of fire, or if you can not dance bare feet on the broken glasses, (remember Basanti of Sholay?), or if you can not twist your body in the shape of a jalebi, or you do not know acrobates then you are not made for this show… Let me tell you even I can not do anything from the above mentioned….

The judges are Anu Mallik and Farah Khan, (most of the times busy fighting)…

Though the show is a good platform to let the world know about your existence and your uniqueness, yet the show has its own drawback…

I mean how can one compare 2 different people with 2 different kinds of talents, when both of them have worked equally hard in their respective fileds to achieve the desirable level… This is not done…

A person who can dance with 7 matkas onto his head is completely different from the one who can play music through a comb…

And then entertainment could have different aspects for different people… Thus I feel the criteria of the show is a bit hazzy…

But then, the show is called, “Entertainment Ke liye Kuch bhi Karega“…