And to all you great fans of Amitabh Bachchan, there is a good news. KBC is going to be back soon on Sony Entertainment Television with Amitabh as its host once again.

Though the promos are yet not out but if you are following him on twitter then ofcourse this news is an one now. Amitabh has recently finished the promo shoot of KBC and it is assumed to be on air from this August. And yeah.. for longer time of span this time.

Let me tell you that Shatrughan Sinha is all set to host KBC’s Bhojpuri version that is going to be on your TV sets very soon. Well Sinha recently expressed his desire to invite Amitabh Bachchan on the hot seat for this bhojpuri KBC. Does Amitabh Bachchan accept this offer of Shatrughan Sinha s a matter of future.

But is would be intresting to see the host becoming the participant.

Sr. AB and Sinha have always been a good example of friendship in the hindi film industry. But the relationship went under a low phase when Sinha was not invited for Abhishek and Aishwarya’s marriage.

But things seem alright now. We can just wait and watch whose KBC is going to be the most tez teekha and tabadtod…

Yes you heard it right! If you are an ardent fan of Sony channel’s  “Comedy Circus”, and follow it regularly. Its not a new news for you.

And if you are an ardent fan of Mr. Rahul Mahajan (Chances are less though), then you should start watching comedy circus from now on. Comedy Circus has no more “Jodiyans” (couples) left because the show has introduced a third triangle, I mean trios now. One more partner hashas been bestowed on the exciting couples and now they have to perform with a “teesra tadka”.

And the most talented jodi Kapil and Shikha has got a ”ladka” as their tadka, and his name is Rahul Mahajan. Remember “Hasi ke Hasgulle” ?

The comedy show for young talent. Mahajan used to be a judge in that show and who anchored the show ? No one else but apna Kapil Sharma along with Juhi Parmar.

All the reality shows these days have a custom of deflating somebody or the other. Hasi ke Hasgulle and Comedy Circus are not a different version. In Hasi ke Hasgulle, it was Kapil who used to get insulted again and again by his co host. But now the time has changed. As they say “Every Dog has his Day”, so now on “The Bakra” is going to be not Kapil but Rahul Mahajan. Rahul’s first episode wittnesed him sitting in Kapil’s feet and saying “Mujhe comedy sikha do guru ji”. Well how much comedy Rahul learns from Kapil in the coming episodes is something we need to wait and watch.

But Reality shows are no less than a machine of minting money these days. Aur Money ke liye kuch bhi karega…

 
Aaj hum aapko sikhayenge ki aap kaise bana sakte hain ek aisa TV Serial jisme ho-“Reality”, “Drama” aur saath hi itna swaad jo channel ki TRP rating ko aasman ki sair kara sake.

Iske liye jin ingredients ki hame zaroorat hai wo hain:

1)  8 se 10 aise celebrities jinka kabhi na kabhi vivadon se vaasta raha ho. Agar nahi, to aise celebrities bhi challenge jo fizool ka vivaad paida karne me sankoch na karen.

Waise agar aapko Rakhi Sawant ki dates mil jaayen to wo akeli hi kaafi hai,(“Rakhi Ka Swayamvar-Season2”).

2)  Male ke saath saath female ratio ka bhi khaas khayaal rakhen… Jitni zayada females, utne kam kapde, aur utne hi zayada darshak(Viewers). Aap chahen to bathroom ki jagah, open area me artificial bhi laga sakte hain… Aisa karen se female celebrities bikini me aakar wahan nahayengi jo show ke liye laal mirch ke tadke ka kaam karega.(“Is Jungle Se Mujhe Bachaao”)…

3)  Show me jagah jagah par beep ki aawaz daalna na bhoolen. Aisa karen ke liye un celebrities ka istemaal karen- Gaaliyan jinke finger tips pe reheti hon aur gussa naak par. Ek episode me normally ek jhagada(fight) aur usme lagbhag 8-10 baar beep ki aawaz daalna show me jaan daal deta hai.

4)  Apne serial me emotions ka chonk daalne ke liye celebrities ko rulaayen… Namkeen aansuon(tears) ka istmaal swaad anusaar karen… Iske liye sabse appropriate celebrities ho sakte hain- Monika Bedi, Gohar Khan, Shweta Tiwari, Raja etc…

5)  Celebrities ko gande gande task dekar jaise ki earthworms ka noodle khana(“Is Jungle Se Mujhe Bachaao”), aap apne show ki khushboo badha sakte hain, aisa karne se darshak(Viewers) aapke show ka besabri se intzaar karenge…

6)  Khana jitni zayaada der tak gas par pakta hai utna hi zayaad tasty hota hai… Agar aapko apne TV show ke episodes thode kam lag rahe hon to uski avadhi badhane ki koshish karen. Iske liye aap Wild Card Entry jaise masaalon ko upyog kar sakte hain…

Yun toh show ka swaad TRP badhane ke bahut se tareeke hai… Par sab se useful tareeka hai (Jo aaloo ki tarah kisi bhi sabzi me dal jata hai), logon ko aapas me ladwana (Fighting between celebrities).

Ye sab masale aapke show ko chat-pata banana ke liye kaafi hain.  Inki help se aap ek superhit TV Reality Show bana sakte hain.

The secret is out… Elesh from Canada is the dulha for our Rakhi…
Rakhi Sawant, a controversial figure in our hindi film industry… Cameras love her more than anybody else!
Controversies run behind her… She does not need to put an extra effort to create any sensation! Her presence is enough to set the ambience on fire…She has a magnetic quality that pulls the TV cameras towards her automatically… The TRP of news channels, touch the sky, when Rakhi becomes news for them.
Reality shows become more spicy, with Rakhee in them!!!
No matter how irritating she might appear to a section of society, the Truth is- Nobody has missed “Rakhi Ka Swayamvar”, (If not the complete show then there curiosities must have forced them to watch “Rakhi Ki Shaadi” in bits and pieces…)
But the question is, Is the show for Real? Are the contestants for Real? Are they really in love with Rakhi or vice-versa? Do they really want to marry her? Or it is just a stunt to get noticed?
What I think is that most of the contestants had their selfish motives, (of becoming famous), and the Swayamvar was only a SWAYAM-WAR for them… Manmohan Tiwari was one Jisse Rakhi ne kiya benakaab…
Infact one of the 3 finalists Chittiz also told Rakhi that he takes her as a good friend and is not in love with her YET, (When the show had reached its finale)… Then why did he come on the show?
The uneasiness of the mothers was also visible clearly during the show. Their fake smiles, screamed out loud, what their hearts really wanted…, “Hey Bhagwan, Rakhi Sawant aur meri bahu, Nahi Nahi Nahi!!!”
And on the last day, the happiness of the two families, whom Rakhi did not select, was more prominent then the Parujanwala’s… That’s what I feel!!!
Well, I hope to be wrong and wish Rakhie and Elesh a very happy and a looooong married life…
One more thing I want to say is that Rakhi Sawant could have dressed a bit more decently on the occasion, like a true Indian bride…

 
After a wide research of Indian Reality shows, a U.S. based channel has come up with 5 qualities in a person,to be a reality show judge… Though these 5 points have been kept under wraps and are marked highly confidential, but our sources, some how, managed to steal them and here are they….

1. The first and the foremost- Never be in concise with your co- judges.. The more you fight with the co- judges, the more the TRP will increase and the more will be the chances of you to get reapeted as a judge…

Example- Anu Malik! An “Indian Idol” judge from past four seasons and now a judge for “Entertainment Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega”, on the same channel…

2. Always come up with a new idea for appreciating a contestant… Remember this new way of appreciation will be wholely and solely yours, and no other judge can use it, without your permission…

Example- (a) Whistle, (the louder, the more popular..)

(b) Teen Tali, (I personally did not like this concept of teen tali, don kno why Karishma Kapoor chose it?..)

(c) Jhappi, (I think Vaibhavi Merchant stole this jhappi idea from Munna Bhai..)

(d) Guldasta, (not a bouqet of flowers but a bouqet of marks, though it will be counted as 10 numbers only, but it will give your contestant a feeling of self satisfaction…)

You can also get the copywrite of some special words or phrases and repeat them after every performance, you have liked…

Example- “Jai Mata Di, lets Rock” or “Jhintukle Mintukle Tigh Tigh Tigh Tigh Tigh”… The more absurd the phase will be the more contestants and the audiences would like to listen to them…

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3. Compel your audience to reach at the pinnacle of sorrow. And when everybody attains the catastrophe, ease the ambience by saying something which will bring you in the category of the most sensitive judge, especially for the contestant…

Example- Remember Himesh Reshmiya saying to a contestant, ” Mujhe tumhare ghar mei roti chahiye..”

4. Always criticise the audience for not voting for the deserving candidate… Quote yourself, “Mujhe janta ke iss faisle se bahut dukh hua..” ya phir just stand up from your seat and leave the set saying, “Mujhe lagta hai humare yahan hone ka koi matlab hi nahi hai..” Do not worry you can re-enter in the next episode…

I do not understand, if the judges are so much against the voting system then, why do they accept to be a judge in such a format???

And the last but not the least…

5. Self made shayaris can also help you to be a famous judge…

Example- “Tere gaane ne mujhe diya khumar bahut zyada.. tu zarur ayega top 5 mei yeh hai mera vaada…” (I know that was bad, but you can listen to even the worst in such shows, by whom?? hmmm…. Do I need to tell you??

Actually reality shows used to exist previously also… but those were a little different… Like Sa Re Ga Ma, (when hosted by Sonu Nigam)… This show was purely based on the true talent of the participants…

There used to be no fightings between the judges… And the TRPs were solely dependant on the content of the show…

The participants were judged on the basis of their singing talent, and not on the basis of Votes, Emotional Values, (how much litres of tears they can contribute per episode), and in what circumstances they have survived till now, (the poorer they are, the dearer they will be)….

But now the definition has changed. Reality shows have become so melo-dramatic, that even our saas-bahu sagas have been left behind…

The new show on Sony, “Entertainment Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega“, is not an exception… If you have any kind of a unique talent, then you are “Full On”, for the show…

But if you are afraid of fire, or if you can not dance bare feet on the broken glasses, (remember Basanti of Sholay?), or if you can not twist your body in the shape of a jalebi, or you do not know acrobates then you are not made for this show… Let me tell you even I can not do anything from the above mentioned….

The judges are Anu Mallik and Farah Khan, (most of the times busy fighting)…

Though the show is a good platform to let the world know about your existence and your uniqueness, yet the show has its own drawback…

I mean how can one compare 2 different people with 2 different kinds of talents, when both of them have worked equally hard in their respective fileds to achieve the desirable level… This is not done…

A person who can dance with 7 matkas onto his head is completely different from the one who can play music through a comb…

And then entertainment could have different aspects for different people… Thus I feel the criteria of the show is a bit hazzy…

But then, the show is called, “Entertainment Ke liye Kuch bhi Karega“…

Yes, India is the largest democratic country.. But here I am not going to tell you about the voting procedure, during our elections, but I am talking about, the voting system in our Television industry….

As you must have been aware, that almost all our reality shows have this voting funda, in which the viewers vote for their favourite contestants, so that they may win the contest.. (remind you, voting is done for the favourite contestant, and not for the one who deserves to be in the top list)…

Jhalak Dikhlaja-3 is no exception!… Karan Singh Grover, who has a huge female fan following has come amongst the three finalists of Jhalak..(Well I think he dances like an empty jhola, (bag), who needs to be filled with a lot of wazan, (weight)..

And the one who had to bear the consequences of not being sooooooo popular in the Indian houses, is Gauhar Khan, ( thankfully she has proved herself as a surviver, and is one of the finalists, inspite of the scarcity of votes, throughout the show)….

Another deserving participant, who had to see the exit door, ofcourse due to less votes, is Hard Kaur…

My question is, that, why can’t the viewers see the difference between good and not so good?? Why do the hard working and deserving participants always come in the “danger zone”?

And why some people, only on the basis of their popularity, get the maximum votes.. (which actually they do not deserve)….

Jhalak Dihklaja-3 is not the only example… their are many more… Infact Jhalak-1 had Mona Singh as its winner, inspite of Shweta Salve, (who I think was a better dancer), But Jassi’s (Mona Singh), popularity made her win the show..

Similarly in Jhalak -2, Sandhya Mridul had to lose, only on the accouints of not being so popular as her co-contestant, Prachi Desai, (Bani of Kasamh Se..)...

Another question that arises in my mind.. Is this voting system really authentic?? Or the channel moulds the counting of the votes, according to their ease, to increase their TRP??

Whatever may be the case is, according to me there should not be any public voting, and the desicions should only base on the fare and unbiased judgement of the judges… what say??

‘Coz Sawant has already moved forward, leaving behind Mr. Awasthi in Jhalandar! NO baba, he has not shifted to Jhalandar, after the heart break, but it is the name of his “comedy” show on the idiot box(Jugni Chali Jhalandar)…

I understand, it must be pretty difficult for Rakhie, to come out of this break up, as there must be nobody to sleep ohhh…ho.. I meant, SLAP in front of the camera. She must be feeling lonely, I guess. Poor girl!!! But that’s the way life is. One man goes another comes..

Likely humari “Miss Wanna Be”, arey yani Rakhie, is all set to move ahead in life…

No, not with another boy friend, but she had planned to settle down… Yani ki kuch shaadi waadi ka chakkar hai.. That too on a National channel….

“Rakhie ka Swayamwar”, that’s the name of the show, through which she is going to find her soul mate, (rather flat mate, I guess)… Bhai akele mei darr lagta hoga na Rakhie didi ko!!!

As Jade Goody decided to die on T.V., Rakhie has decided to marry on T.V. (God knows if anybody would be interested in watching the show)…. But you never know! Rakhie too has her fan following!

But if Rakhi is thinking that she will get a Business Tycoon or may be a famous cricketer or may be a rich NRI, through the show, then she has to come out of her dream world…. Definitely!

The show in its second season, is missing its runner up Ayesha.. Remember Ayesha???? Yeeeaaahhh….. the li’l girl, who with her amazing acting stole the hearts of the judges and the audiences…

She is now heading towards her acting career, leaving behind the Chote- Bade Miyan.. She will be soon seen on Zee TV, playing the younger version of Jhansi Ki rani…

She is busy learning Sword fighting, and enjoying every bit of it, and ofcourse not missing Chote Miyan..

Lucky gurl! We willl soon get to see a different shade of herz………..