Aaj hum aapko sikhayenge ki aap kaise bana sakte hain ek aisa TV Serial jisme ho-“Reality”, “Drama” aur saath hi itna swaad jo channel ki TRP rating ko aasman ki sair kara sake.

Iske liye jin ingredients ki hame zaroorat hai wo hain:

1)  8 se 10 aise celebrities jinka kabhi na kabhi vivadon se vaasta raha ho. Agar nahi, to aise celebrities bhi challenge jo fizool ka vivaad paida karne me sankoch na karen.

Waise agar aapko Rakhi Sawant ki dates mil jaayen to wo akeli hi kaafi hai,(“Rakhi Ka Swayamvar-Season2”).

2)  Male ke saath saath female ratio ka bhi khaas khayaal rakhen… Jitni zayada females, utne kam kapde, aur utne hi zayada darshak(Viewers). Aap chahen to bathroom ki jagah, open area me artificial bhi laga sakte hain… Aisa karen se female celebrities bikini me aakar wahan nahayengi jo show ke liye laal mirch ke tadke ka kaam karega.(“Is Jungle Se Mujhe Bachaao”)…

3)  Show me jagah jagah par beep ki aawaz daalna na bhoolen. Aisa karen ke liye un celebrities ka istemaal karen- Gaaliyan jinke finger tips pe reheti hon aur gussa naak par. Ek episode me normally ek jhagada(fight) aur usme lagbhag 8-10 baar beep ki aawaz daalna show me jaan daal deta hai.

4)  Apne serial me emotions ka chonk daalne ke liye celebrities ko rulaayen… Namkeen aansuon(tears) ka istmaal swaad anusaar karen… Iske liye sabse appropriate celebrities ho sakte hain- Monika Bedi, Gohar Khan, Shweta Tiwari, Raja etc…

5)  Celebrities ko gande gande task dekar jaise ki earthworms ka noodle khana(“Is Jungle Se Mujhe Bachaao”), aap apne show ki khushboo badha sakte hain, aisa karne se darshak(Viewers) aapke show ka besabri se intzaar karenge…

6)  Khana jitni zayaada der tak gas par pakta hai utna hi zayaad tasty hota hai… Agar aapko apne TV show ke episodes thode kam lag rahe hon to uski avadhi badhane ki koshish karen. Iske liye aap Wild Card Entry jaise masaalon ko upyog kar sakte hain…

Yun toh show ka swaad TRP badhane ke bahut se tareeke hai… Par sab se useful tareeka hai (Jo aaloo ki tarah kisi bhi sabzi me dal jata hai), logon ko aapas me ladwana (Fighting between celebrities).

Ye sab masale aapke show ko chat-pata banana ke liye kaafi hain.  Inki help se aap ek superhit TV Reality Show bana sakte hain.

The secret is out… Elesh from Canada is the dulha for our Rakhi…

Rakhi Sawant, a controversial figure in our hindi film industry…

Cameras love her more than anybody else!

Controversies run behind her… She does not need to put an extra effort to create any sensation! Her presence is enough to set the ambience on fire…She has a magnetic quality that pulls the TV cameras towards her automatically…

The TRP of news channels, touch the sky, when Rakhi becomes news for them.

Reality shows become more spicy, with Rakhee in them!!!

No matter how irritating she might appear to a section of society, the Truth is- Nobody has missed “Rakhi Ka Swayamvar”, (If not the complete show then there curiosities must have forced them to watch “Rakhi Ki Shaadi” in bits and pieces…)

But the question is, Is the show for Real? Are the contestants for Real? Are they really in love with Rakhi or vice-versa? Do they really want to marry her? Or it is just a stunt to get noticed?

What I think is that most of the contestants had their selfish motives, (of becoming famous), and the Swayamvar was only a SWAYAM-WAR for them… Manmohan Tiwari was one Jisse Rakhi ne kiya benakaab…

Infact one of the 3 finalists Chittiz also told Rakhi that he takes her as a good friend and is not in love with her YET, (When the show had reached its finale)… Then why did he come on the show?

The uneasiness of the mothers was also visible clearly during the show. Their fake smiles, screamed out loud, what their hearts really wanted…, “Hey Bhagwan, Rakhi Sawant aur meri bahu, Nahi Nahi Nahi!!!”

And on the last day, the happiness of the two families, whom Rakhi did not select, was more prominent then the Parujanwala’s… That’s what I feel!!!

Well, I hope to be wrong and wish Rakhie and Elesh a very happy and a looooong married life…

One more thing I want to say is that Rakhi Sawant could have dressed a bit more decently on the occasion, like a true Indian bride…